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Are you having a rough day? Have you spent the day wishing you could high five someone in the face with your laptop? Are you currently contemplating if it would actually be harmful to exceed the recommended daily dose of ibuprofen? Then it sounds like you might need a little dose of laughter from humorist Allison Hawn! This free collection of true stories from the human magnet of all things bizarre in the universe is sure to make your day a bit less grim. With four brand new stories and two previously published tales, you are sure to giggle, smirk and guffaw. So escape from reality for a bit and snag a copy of Free the Shorts! * * * Author: Allison Hawn Publication Date: June 17, 2015 Pages: 44 pages * * * Our availability rating is based on feedback we receive from you on the permafree status of this book. If you find a situation where a link to this book is NOT free, please post a comment below with the site and country where you could not access it for free. We will update the page with your information! Together we help each other find free books to enjoy.

Laura Roberts was born in 1978 and immediately began writing the story of her life, after staring up at a spinning mobile above her crib for a sufficient period of time and thinking, “I could do better than that.” Though the intervening years have seen her scribbling in notebooks, Harriet the Spy-style, as well as concocting rude gossip rags about her friends and family (hello, “Gossip World!”), she first debuted her special brand of insanity in a university-level screenwriting class, where her final project was a Hal Hartley-inspired fanfic tribute to David Duchovny whose climax saw the protagonist wielding two menacing halves of Immanuel Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason in a boxing match against Duchovny’s real-life wife, Téa Leoni. She received an A from her professor, along with the astute comment, “You got away with a lot.” She has been getting away with a lot more ever since, including crime fiction, erotica, sex columns, an honors degree in Creative Writing and English Literature, thinly veiled tracts against hipster haven Austin, Texas, and a ninja versus pirates cavalcade. Laura is the author of Ninjas of the 512, aka the best novel you’ll ever read about pirates, ninjas and evil politicians in…

Fade to Gray is a very short essay and one of the main reasons why the title is free for your enjoyment. It is a hilarious account of one woman’s attempt to transition to gray as easily and as quickly as possible. From the decision to let Mother Nature be her hair colorist to the final “colorful” outcome, follow the author as she spends many funny and agonizing hours in the hair salon to get a “natural look”. This is one coming of (old) age story that will have you crying tears of laughter to the very last page. * * * Author: S.A. Molteni Publication Date: January 23, 2014 Pages: 14 pages * * * Our availability rating is based on feedback we receive from you on the permafree status of this book. If you find a situation where a link to this book is NOT free, please post a comment below with the site and country where you could not access it for free. We will update the page with your information! Together we help each other find free books to enjoy.